Mitosis jokes
David? Mitosis.
I don't get mitosis.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Joke.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"