Mitosis

Mitosis Jokes

Cell

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

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  • Cell

    What did the cell say when it was dividing?

    "It's not you, it's me."

    Cell

    What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

    Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

    Dog

    What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"

    Cell

    What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

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  • Bitch

    What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!

    Toe

    What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"