Mitosis jokes
David? Mitosis.
I don't get mitosis.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Joke.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)