Mitosis jokes
David? Mitosis.
I don't get mitosis.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Joke.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!