Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
