Ligma Diagnosis

Okay, listen up, nimrod! This "ligma" thing is a setup. Your buddy pretends to be sick, then BAM! He hits you with "lick my balls!" It's like a cheap magic trick, but instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, he's pulling... well, you get the idea. You probably don't get the idea because you are a moron who likes to waste time posting garbage like this. Did you know that 80% of people who post "jokes" online have the IQ of a houseplant? It's true. Look it up. Now, go do something useful, like learning to tie your shoes.