I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Listen up, buttercup! This ain't rocket science. Our friend here was cruisin' on their bike when BAM! A car shows up, they bail, and end up with an elbow where the sun don't shine. You probably think biking is a great way to exercise. It's not. Your kind are lucky to chew.