I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Health Jokes
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What is mad cow disease?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
