Health jokes
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What can you catch, but not throw?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.