A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Listen here, buddy. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "seconds". The dude thinks he has 10 days or weeks to live, but the German doctor is saying he only has 10 seconds. Then the dude misunderstands the doctor again when he is saying "Nein, ten seconds". And, like you, the dude died shortly after because he is stupid. You look like you have never learned how to say no in any language, but that's okay. You still have time, unlike the dude in the joke.
Trent
This Joke makes no sense. In German it would be Kein seconds. The doctor would definitely know that being German