Itchy Balls

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. The joke plays on the word "dam," which sounds like "damn." So, instead of saying "Damn, my balls itch," it's "Dam, my balls itch." It's a dad joke because it relies on a dumb pun that a cool bear such as myself would never laugh at. Seriously? You found this funny? You must have the IQ of a carrot.