Health jokes
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
When is a cold not a cold?
Back bent.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.