Health jokes

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Parademic

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

Why did the stick fall?

Because he is a stick man.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

Your bitch has Covid-19.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.

Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.