Health jokes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Memes
Random post #4
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
He pimples?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.