Health jokes
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
He pimples?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹