Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Health Jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
