Health jokes
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.