You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Health Jokes
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
