Health jokes

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a boogie in it!

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

You fighting? More like you're dying!

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.