Health jokes

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Alles tut weh.

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Parademic

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Person: My left ear is ringing.

Friend: Then answer it!