Health jokes
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Alles tut weh.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Shitpost-master general
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"