Eminem Jokes

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

whats white and rhymes with dre? eminem.

Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.

Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.

What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up

What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?

Eminem-o the Great

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

Yo Mama so Stupid She tried to eat Eminem 🎤😎

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight? Slim shady

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father Orphans: dang wish I could listen to that Eminem: atleast u have a rap God To call father

Eminem - 'Morbius' Lyrics.

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back? Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.

A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked. “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?” He replied, “Yes I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.

EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WebMD: Cancer.