Health jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Weaponization of flashlights
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!