Stephen jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.