Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.