Stephen

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Stephen Hawking

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Death

    Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • Computer

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

    Metal Detector

    Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • Stephen Hawking

    The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

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  • Battery

    It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

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  • Irony

    In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Role Model

    Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

    He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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