It's said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell
There’s a stairway to heaven.
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord
Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up
God: “Stephen join us” *sees the staircase to heaven*. Stephen: “shit”
What were Stephen Hawkings last words? Error
I asked stephen if he was a organ donator and he said why i said thats a shame i need parts for my go cart
somone was bullying stephen so i said why do you not stand up for your self
Stephen walking oops he dose not do that anymore
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?
-They see me rolling.
