Biden

Biden Jokes

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.