Best political joke... Joe Biden.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
BIDEN!
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
