The 100+ Best Biden Jokes

Best political joke....... Joe Biden

My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.

what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors

Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap

What is the difference between Joe biden and a knife

A knife has a point

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."

There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol

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Why can't Biden play chess?

Because he doesn't have the towers

In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day

Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.

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If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone

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BIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."