Biden jokes
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Joe Biden