How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
