The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, genius. Normal body temp is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. But this dummy doctor used Celsius, where 98.6 degrees is basically hotter than the surface of Mercury. The dude's got a fever and is gonna die. You probably think Celsius is a gym or something, you big dummy.