Thesaurus jokes

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!