Thesaurus jokes

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...