Thesaurus jokes

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”

There was a dino at the library today. It was reading a thesaurus.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.