Thesaurus jokes

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

There was a dino at the library today. It was reading a thesaurus.

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

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