Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling
titanic. doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste.
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...
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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
