Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
