Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling
titanic. doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste.
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why is there AC in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...
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do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
