You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Was he under insurance claim?
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
