what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids

What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says “doctor I have a confession”. The doctor asks “what is that?” She replies, “I’ve been using steroids and…I think I’ve grown a penis”. The doctor looks at her and asks “anabolic?” There’s an awkward silence then she replies “no, just a penis”.

What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y