Health jokes
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Memes
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
I have nut cancer...
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!