You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Health Jokes
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I have nut cancer...
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
