Health jokes
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Americans are fat.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.