Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
