Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Swallowed Watch
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. The joke is that the dude swallowed a watch, right? Watches tell time. So, the punchline is a play on words. "Pass the time" can mean two things: to literally excrete the watch, or to make time go by faster. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda stupid, just like you!