Left Side Cut Off

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, dummy. The joke is that if a guy's LEFT side is cut off, he's "all RIGHT" now. Get it? RIGHT? As in, the opposite of left, and also, doing okay? Sheesh, some people need a brain transplant. Based bear OUT!

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