Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
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Alright listen up, you dingus. So, the doctor acts like he's abusing the newborn baby, right? The mom is super upset. But then, BAM! The doc reveals it was dead all along. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark. You probably ask your doctor whether you have to wipe after you poop, don't you?
Haha
The mom probably smiled