What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
A Ghost With a Body
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. You call a person with cancer "a ghost with a body" because cancer is super serious, and it makes people look all pale and sickly, like they're fading away. So, get it? Ghost...body...you know, 'cause they're not long for this world! Bet you didn't know I got a PhD in Explaining Jokes, huh?