Health jokes
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.