Wellbeing jokes
Keep yourself safe!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 馃
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
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We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
I cry a lot for someone who isn鈥檛 even properly hydrated.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Real Pok茅mon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!