Wellbeing jokes

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.

You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...

Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?

Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.

Keep yourself safe!

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?