Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Wellbeing Jokes
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
