Drinker Jokes

I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.

what do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? a heavy drinker

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement

The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.