I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
