Disorder jokes
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
I wonder whats wrong with it
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.