Disorder jokes

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

A disorder.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?

Because they'll cause a car crash.

What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)