What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
