Disorder jokes
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.