Disorder jokes
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)