Disorder

Disorder Jokes

Research

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

ADHD

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Syndrome

I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

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  • Tourette

    Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?

    Because they'll cause a car crash.

    Man

    Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

    Ocd

    I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

    Mexican

    What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

    Borderline Personality Disorder.

    Dog

    Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

    Shooting

    What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

    The Las Vegas shooting.