I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
I forgot the joke.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
