Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about saying nobody cares about you. It's funny because the person is saying not to off yourself, but then admits that nobody would care anyway. You would care tho Explain bear cares about you!
Yeet
You know you put this on a joke website so that means that your joking about suicide bieng bad. So you are saying it's good
Anonymous
this joke website is a way to cope with depression for many people, leave us alone to give up in life, please
Polscorp
"You will Hurt so many people that Love you". Buddy, one of those reason to Off ourselves is that No one loves us.