Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. So, this dude goes to the doc, right? Doc tells him he's got one day to live. Then, get this, the "really bad news" is that the doc forgot to tell him *yesterday*. Get it? It's funny 'cause the doc messed up big time! You wouldn't get it, you probably think a stethoscope is a fancy headphone.