Masked Cock Protection

This is a joke playing on the idea of putting a mask on a penis, referencing the use of masks during the COVID-19 pandemic. It's absurd, unexpected, and a bit naughty.

• Mask
• Man
• Adult
• Boy
• Sexuality
• Covid

• Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
• What did the penis say to the condom? "Cover me, I'm going in!"
• What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
• Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off.