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Peter's Restaurant

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If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke is saying that Peter runs a business that's both an abortion clinic AND a pizza joint. The punchline is that the aborted fetuses are used as sauce on the pizza. That's why it's dark humor, you wouldn't get it. Bet you still think the Earth is flat, huh?

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