What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
I have it.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
