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Kristian
4 years ago ·
  • Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

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    Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude hasn't had sex in 70 days, and when the doctor asks if he's sexually active, he hits on the doctor. Like you, he's probably down bad.

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