Mad Cow Relief

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, buttercup. So, these cows are chatting, right? One's worried about getting "mad cow disease," which is super scary for cows. Then, the other cow drops a bomb by saying it's glad to be a penguin. The punchline is unexpected because penguins can't get mad cow disease, since, duh, they ain't cows! You probably thought milk came from penguins, didn't ya?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

2 years ago

Am I missing the joke here?

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