Harding Jokes

one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.

two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."

What is the difference between a broom and a mop? It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times It’s all about execution

What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt

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What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.

I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.

disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did

bunger got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...

whats long, hard and slimy? A bar of soap

Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It

How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them

we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

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*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”