The man walks into a bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player the piano player starts playing the piano, the guy next to him asks where did you get that, the man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes, so the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside he says to the genie I want a million bucks, the genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the road, the man comes back inside and says hey that genie is a little hard of hearing, the man says well did you really think I'd ask for a 12-in pianist
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)
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What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find
Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods
“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”
“Son stay out of the drawer.”
Have you learn SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard
What's SoDN?
Suck On deez nuts
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard
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Tired kid with asthma: it's hard to breathe. Gym Teacher: That's alright. Other Kid: Hush.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
hey a woah man, and ALYA how r u guys? oh and hbu jk master? how is life rn is it hard? u wanna tal?
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
