My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying rape you? Rub it
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
- i called it cold hard cash
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
got the george floyd pack this shit makin it hard to breathe
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her p*ssy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
