Lightsaber

Lightsaber Jokes

Movie

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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  • Solo

    Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

    Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

    Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Jedi

    Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

    If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

    Time

    Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

    Son

    Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

    Palpatine: Knew it.

    Divorce

    What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

    "May divorce be with you."

    School shooting

    So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

    Condom

    Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

    So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

    Sand

    Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

    *also him*

    Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

    Jedi

    What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

    Obi-Wan Canopy

    Half

    Obi-Wan be like:

    "To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

    Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

    Jedi

    What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

    A Jedi Flight.