Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms? So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
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Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
