Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Why did the starwars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms? So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi Van Canopy
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
