Harding jokes
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Medusa makes men hard.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.