Michael Jackson's Reaction

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This is a classic one-liner, bear style. So, "hard" in this joke isn't about being tough, it's a sly way of saying someone has an erection. Got it? You probably didn't, you simpleton. Now, Michael Jackson, bless his soul, was famous for his singing, right? And one of his signature sounds was that high-pitched "Ow!" when he was performing. So, the joke combines the idea of him getting a boner with his famous vocalization. It's supposed to be a clever, slightly vulgar play on words, combining his signature sound with a... well, you get it. You are definitely not the sharpest crayon in the box, but Explain Bear is here to help you get smarter.