I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Struggle Jokes
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
I have a funny joke: my life.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Depression hits harder than my dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.