The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut
Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
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All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor
