A: she looks good when she opens her hair.đŽ B:you will look good when you will open your wallet. đ
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and itâs like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said âhoney, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?â The wife says âI swear to all that is holy he is your son.â Then the husband died and the wife muttered, âthank god he didnât ask about the other three.â
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: thatâs as close they can get to die
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said âNICE CUT Gâ
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
My hair strainer is hotter than u
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
1.You can Ět wash you Ěre eyes with soap 2.You can Ět count you Ěre hair 3.You can Ět breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
