Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can’t sniff their hair.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
what zodiac sign has no hair cancer
What's long and not very hairy? The conga line at the cancer department
i’m bald
what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
