Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

What’s the difference between Spongebob and a feminist? A feminist has hair.

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Me:imagine not having hair

Kids: on chemo

Bitch the fuck

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?


boi look at your hair, it be looking like the mACDONALD SYMBLE

I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants??? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family “Hairy” and the Henderson’s

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don’t have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

YourDad is your mom

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer

He proble picks hair of he’s dads dick then probably puts it in he’s hair

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.

Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.


Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”

[god creating Asians] “aliright and the design is finished, see our new model the Asian. It has no hair at all”. Angel asks “does it eat normal food”?, god replies, “ (chuckling) oh no not at all.