Hair Jokes

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Peter Griffin

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

Joker
in Hairline

Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don’t know wich Way to turn.

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so hairy that when she go the hair solon they say no pets allow

Anonymous
in Dwarf

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

Anonymous

How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Daddy

All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing

Anonymous
in Roast

My hair strainer is hotter than u

gummy_pug
in Trump

if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

Joel Phillips

Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it’s first hair cut!

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✨person✨

Today I Gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

Anonymous
in Depression

i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g

Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ 😂😂😂

lorenzo
in Power

what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut

Cunning linguist

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A “glad-he-ate-her”.

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Lynn💙🤍💖
in Body

Q.What makes music on your hair?

A. A head band!

mr.squad

blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave

Anonymous
in Cow

what do u call a cow’s facial hair?

a moostache

Christopher Berry
in Stupid jokes

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, “Oii, your kind ain’t welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off.” He goes back to his mates and says, “We’d better get outta here.” “Nonsense.” replies the mid guy, he’s your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He’s your typical rope. He burst out, “Fuck this!”. He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, “Say aren’t you a string?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

Mr Big Fart

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.