Hair jokes

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!