one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
What was Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo? -Head and shoulders
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
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what do u call a cutta with ginger hair? Flinn Taylor
what do u call an emo wityh curly hair
sam reid
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
I didn’t like my beard at first. then it grew on me
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? bricks get laid
Donald Trump is like really orange.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
