Hair jokes
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.