Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs
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Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can’t sniff their hair.
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Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
what zodiac sign has no hair cancer
How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
What's long and not very hairy? The conga line at the cancer department
i’m bald
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
