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Kids' Meal Haircut Comparison

Anonymous
6 years ago
  • They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.

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    Listen up, buttercup. You thinkin' you're all that, but you're about as sharp as a marble. This dude is sayin' his haircut is as basic as those apple slices they serve to rugrats. It ain't a compliment, genius.

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