Hair jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.