What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Hair Jokes
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
